The Secret of Chao

Been trying to be creative but my favorite color is green. Stuck in those awkward years and trying to mature; having a tumblr blog is not a step forward. ________________________________________________________________________________ ~I'm here anyway~ ________________________________________________________________________________ "We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we're curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths." - Walt Disney.


"i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—" 

do NOT

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Beautiful Lake in Greenland by Gallerypassion


Beautiful Lake in Greenland by Gallerypassion


real life ghost ray confirmed


do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons

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Windows 9? Fuck that, let’s skip straight to Windows 10


Earlier this week, Microsoft unveiled the next version of Windows, which will be called… any guesses? Windows 9? Makes since, considering the current version is Windows 8, right? Ha ha, no. Microsoft wants to show they’re so super serious about making a dramatically better windows that they’re jumping straight ahead to Windows 10. Or Win X, because OS X has worked for Apple for a long time even when version 10.10 doesn’t even make sense.

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This Newsweek piece doesn’t open with a description of any real-life event. No, it literally opens with a description of a scene from a Steven Soderbergh movie. That’s your first clue that we’re about to talk about science fiction and not actual science.

The so-called “journalist” here…


In June 2014, computer files captured from a courier for the Islamic State shortly after the fall of Mosul revealed that the group had assets of $875 million, largely gained in the sacking and looting of Mosul and its central bank.

The size of the group’s bank account has now risen to an estimated $2 billion dollars, thanks in part to revenues from ransom paid for kidnapped foreigners and more pillaging. However, oil remains the group’s primary source of income.

The 11 oil fields that IS controls in Iraq and Syria have made it a largely independent financial machine. Reports show that IS-controlled fields in Iraq produce between 25,000 and 40,000 barrels of oil per day, at an estimated value of approximately $1.2 million, before being smuggled out to Iran, Kurdistan, Turkey and Syria.

That doesn’t account for revenue from oil fields that IS has held much longer in Syria, which take the Islamist group’s daily profit to just under $3 million.

But if the regional narrative of IS’s rise is to be believed, the group is universally loathed. How, then, is it so readily finding customers to buy its oil abroad?

Oil smuggling is hardly new in Iraq and Syria — Iran and Turkey have been major conduits for illegal oil exports since the days of Saddam Hussein. Those smuggling rings are still very active, and are now working with IS and contributing to its exploding wealth.

In an interview with CNN, Luay al-Khatteeb, the director of the Iraq Energy Institute, explained that “IS smuggles the crude oil and trades it for cash and refined products, at a refined price,” thanks to its own refineries in Syria.

One important reason that smugglers have been so eager to work with IS is that the terrorist group sells its oil on the cheap. A barrel of oil that would ordinarily sell for over $100 can be discounted as much as 75 percent. But it’s still a profitable sale for IS, as the money it loses from such a discount is more than made up for by the readiness of customers to buy its oil and the plethora of routes through which it can export it.

“The crude is transported by tankers to Jordan via Anbar province, to Iran via Kurdistan, to Turkey via Mosul, to Syria’s local market and to the Kurdistan region of Iraq, where most of it gets refined locally,” Khatteeb explained. “Turkey has turned a blind eye to this and may continue to do so until they come under pressure from the West to close down oil black markets in the country’s south.”

One of the more terrifying aspects of IS’s newly found wealth is that it is no longer based on the traditional donor model, in which rich sympathizers in the Middle-East and the West pour generous funds into training and capacity-building of fresh jihadists. IS’s goal has always been to form a caliphate, and although no country would recognize it as such, it is running the territory it conquers as a state, albeit through illegal means; IS is pumping, refining and selling oil, just like any other petro state.

What’s more, now that it controls fertile provinces in western Iraq, such as Anbar and Nineveh, the group also now sits on 40 percent of Iraq’s wheat crop, and can force farmers to deal only with them, sometimes for no pay. Baghdad is now worrying about a medium-term food crisis, since 20 percent of its stores are in IS-held territory and thousands of farmers have fled.

Clearly, there’s a stark difference between the financial operations of IS and those of Al-Qaeda and other international terrorist organizations. U.S. President Barack Obama recently admitted that his administration and the intelligence community had underestimated IS, which now looks like a nightmare to Washington.

The group has captured American military-grade weaponry and equipment and freed from jail former soldiers who know how to use it. It is independently rich but operates outside the normal fiscal system, which means conventional financial sanctions can’t touch it. It has set up its own illicit trading networks in an area it controls with an implacable totalitarianism. It effectively combines political terror, religious zealotry and financial muscle to bend local populations to its will.

IS’s powerful economic engine may not guarantee that it will one day peacefully rule the territory it claims, but $3 million a day more than assures that it can continue financing its fight to do so.


Under Ohio law, it is a misdemeanor offense to make “false statements” about political candidates. Who gets to decide what counts as false? A state agency staffed by political appointees endowed with the power to selectively silence political speech.

In 2010, the conservative anti-abortion activists at Susan B. Anthony List (SBA List), were hauled before state officials on charges of violating that law. The group wanted to run billboard ads charging Rep. Steve Driehaus (D-Ohio) with supporting “tax-payer funded abortion” by voting in favor of the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act. The state told them they couldn’t.

SBA List filed suit in federal court, charging the Ohio law with violating its First Amendment rights. But the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 6th Circuit ruled in favor of the state, holding that SBA List did not have standing to file suit because it could not demonstrate “an imminent threat of future prosecution.”

In June 2014, the U.S. Supreme Court unanimously overturned that decision. “The threat of future enforcement of the false statement statute is substantial,” declared the majority opinion of Justice Clarence Thomas in Susan B. Anthony List v. Driehaus. Because there was no legitimate reason for “denying prompt judicial review,” Thomas concluded, SBA List was granted its day in court and allowed to proceed with a constitutional challenge to the Ohio law.


Michelle Obama has pretty firmly established at this point that she is no fan of the 1st Amendment. She has routinely banned reporters from doing their jobs, even going so far as to use the Secret Service to stop reporters from photographing her on a public street.

This week, she took her…


Look at this cutie



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Lulu gets separation anxiety


Lulu gets separation anxiety

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